Me in FB chat to Max
frankly my standards currently appear to be “are you a bit of an emotional retard? do you have no dress sense? will you flit between lovely and an utter cunt? then you may be just the man for my vagina. apply in writing with evidence of geekiness”
Bad week.
Back soon chickens.
xxx
There are some things I’m not good at. Saying thank you is one of them. Especially when I really properly mean it. Continue Reading…
Not much sun shining down “up North”* it has to be said. Got to college okay, but then had to come home again after JNBT was late to the lesson (having been sat in traffic for 2hours), and then college decided to close. Continue Reading…
9 Things I have done in 2009 that I’ve never done before:
Hi there,
Now this isn’t something I normally do as I’m out here on t’internet and sort of take for granted that I’m letting random people nose at my life. Which is sort of the big vain point of a blog really isn’t it?
However, I’ve recently had a visitor and I think you know me in real life, that or you’re tremendously interested in some bits of my life and some people in it. Either way I’d sort of like to know who you are. Continue Reading…
Just so someone can swear at their screen and shake their head in a pitying fashion at me, worry about my eyesight and mental health herein is my list of…
How inappropriate you think they are depends largely on 1) your worldview 2)your eyesight 3) your sexual orientation* 4) your psychological well-being…
So some videoage today…
Firstly my most beloved material possession in action. You can’t quite get the full joy of it on video, and I do need to vacuum my speaker (not often you hear that). And then my happy winter message, in which I look oddly green…
