Moimoi
Inspired by someone else’s meme-ing (which has now vanished so I won’t link just incase there’s a specific reason she’s deleted). I toddled over to Sunday Stealing and stole an older one.
Sunday Stealing: “The Finish This Sentence” Meme
1. My uncle once -was a nice reasonable bloke and then gradually he became a spineless twerp who followed every word of his racist, sexist, homophobic wife. To such an extent that he appears to have no mind of his own at all, and is incapable of making any decision without her say so. Which is just weird, at fifty-something you should be able to make up your own mind.
2. Never in my life have I owned a dog. Never wanted to either. I don’t dislike them, but they’re a bit too obedient. I like the fiesty “fuck you” nature of cats.
3. When I was five my parents were almost divorced. *Does quick mental maths*. No actually were divorced.
4. High school was a comprehensive not a high school. It was regarded as one of the posher ones in the area, but too many police requiring fights with the Catholic school across the way sort of tarnished that reputation. It now has 10ft fences and security personnel.
5. I will never forget to sleep. Frankly that’s about the only thing I won’t forget.
6. Once I met Kate Adie, and she was very nice. And very short. Which shocked me. I really didn’t expect her to be shorter than me.
7. There’s this boy I know he makes a lot of noise and is currently attempting to scale a chair for no good reason that I can fathom.
8. Once, at a bar, I was IDed and I was only one of two people in the group who was actually old enough to be served. I had to rifle through my bag for ID, and all I wanted was a bloody orange juice.
9. By noon, I’m awake.
10. Last night I loafed.
11. If only I had the answer.
12. Next time I go to church is likely to be only when someone I know gets married. And since the next likely marriage candiadate gay and catholic I think the likelyhood of that being in his church is low. (Unless his preist is very progressive)
13. What worries me most is that I will come back to a cat furred seat when I go out.
14. When I turn my head left I see naughtiness.
15. When I turn my head right I see the window and a cat.
16. You know I’m lying when I it’s not true.
17. What I miss most about the Eighties is playing Doctor Who games(I was Mel always)
18. If I were a character in Shakespeare I’d be I’d love to say Portia or someone similar, but I suspect a crone.
19. By this time next year I will be 12 months older.
20. A better name for me would be I already found some.
21. I have a hard time understanding many things. but particularly negative fractional indicies.
22. If I ever go back to school, I’ll study.
23. You know I like you if I tell you so.
24. If I ever won an award, the first person I would thank would be dependent upon what the award was for.
25. Take my advice, never open a yogurt facing towards you.
Tags: meme, Virtual Me
(I was Mel always)
My condolences.
Ah, yogurt opening. So as not to waste said yog, contort oneself into a position where the opening of el yog lid is close to ones mouth. Open cakehole wide, and flip lid back, collecting any excess yog which may thus spurt forth.
I learned this from something else… can’t think what…